Goodbye to an Old Friend

Orange Crate
1991-November 19, 2009

You Should See MY Palms!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm fitting my kidneys with a LoJack.

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Do as I Say, Not as I Do

Nothing is worse than when hypocrisy rears its ugly head and bites you in the ass. Case in point: Republicans in Congress fought tooth and nail to prevent abortion coverage from being included in the insurance reform package that recently passed in the House.

Now it turns out that Republican National Committee employees have had abortion coverage in their OWN insurance coverage since 1991. Now that it became public knowledge, they are dropping it from their own group policy.

If Ignorance is Bliss,Teabaggers Must Be in Heaven

There was some excitement at the National Zoo earlier today when a deer inadvertently jumped into the lions' enclosure. Although the deer was eventually rescued by zoo employees, its injuries were deemed too severe and had to put down.

With Apologies to 'Fred Friggin' Flinstone'

I'm not ashamed to admit that I identify with the Führer.

Time for a Reality Check

Seriously: WTF is wrong with these people? What kind of mentality equates health care reform with the Holocaust? Every other industrialized nation in the world has managed to come up with some system for universal health care, and the last time I looked, none of them are marching Jews off to the gas chambers.

When I see things like this, it makes me ashamed that I ever considered myself a conservative, or that I ever voted for a Republican.

And does the moron on the left realize that his sign is upside down, or is he just illiterate?

Amen

Remembering October 30, 2008

Who among us will ever forget the terrible events that befell mankind exactly a year ago today? Here is an eyewitness account of that terrible assault upon our world.

Happy Halloween

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Is That a Communion Wafer in Your PocketOr Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Faced with an impending trial involving multiple cases of child abuse, and the possibility of shelling millions of dollars in settlements, the Archdiocese of Delaware has filed for bankruptcy.

And these are the same people who have the audacity to lecture the rest of us on morality? Give me a freakin' break.

Keeping the Right Happy

I'll Take One Trashcan to Go, Please